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Humorous Sayings
1. Beer is the answer…what was the question?
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Drink up! You’ll be more interesting and much better looking.
Drink up! You’ll be more interesting and much better looking.3It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere4To err is human but to blame someone else shows management potential.
To err is human but to blame someone else shows management potential.5Build a bridge and get over it!
Build a bridge and get over it!6Careful or you’ll end up in my novel!
Careful or you’ll end up in my novel!7Chocolate makes my clothes shrink.
Chocolate makes my clothes shrink.8Danger: Mouth operates faster than brain.
Danger: Mouth operates faster than brain.9Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.
Don’t bother me, I’m living happily ever after.10Drinks well with others
Drinks well with others11Girls just wanna have funds
Girls just wanna have funds12Growing old is mandatory…growing up is optional.
Growing old is mandatory…growing up is optional.13I don’t want to…I don’t have to…I’m retired.
I don’t want to…I don’t have to…I’m retired.14I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.
I may not be right, but I can sure sound like it.15I only want to live long enough to be a problem to my kids.
I only want to live long enough to be a problem to my kids.16I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
I take life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.17I would give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.
I would give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter.18If you’re smoking in here, you had better be on fire!
If you’re smoking in here, you had better be on fire!19I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing.20I’m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.
I’m not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over.21What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?22You don’t have to be crazy to work here…we’ll train you.
You don’t have to be crazy to work here…we’ll train you.23Plan B (includes wine)
Plan B (includes wine)24Mess with me…mess with the whole trailer park.
Mess with me…mess with the whole trailer park.25I tried being good, but I got bored.
I tried being good, but I got bored.26If I were you, I’d turn back now
If I were you, I’d turn back now27Drinks well with others
Drinks well with others28Home is where your Harley is
Home is where your Harley isFamily Sayings
50If all else fails, ask Grandma
If all else fails, ask Grandma51If all else fails, ask Grandpa
If all else fails, ask Grandpa52God bless our family, and fill our home with love. May we cherish our time
God bless our family, and fill our home with love. May we cherish our time together and give thanks to God above.
53A family that prays together stays together.
A family that prays together stays together.54A day spent with Grandma & Grandpa…..priceless.
A day spent with Grandma & Grandpa…..priceless.55A mother holds her children’s hands for awhile, their hearts forever.
A mother holds her children’s hands for awhile, their hearts forever.56Grandchildren are the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
Grandchildren are the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.57Grandchildren complete the circle of love.
Grandchildren complete the circle of love.58Grandchildren spoiled here.
Grandchildren spoiled here.59Hell hath no fury like a dad whose tools are missing.
Hell hath no fury like a dad whose tools are missing.60If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.
If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.61Your children are your rainbow and your grandchildren your pot of gold.
Your children are your rainbow and your grandchildren your pot of gold.62A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your friend.
A daughter is just a little girl who grows up to be your friend.63Best friends we are…my sister and me.
Best friends we are…my sister and me.64Sisters by chance, friends by choice.
Sisters by chance, friends by choice.65Sisters are the flowers in the garden of life.
Sisters are the flowers in the garden of life.Pet Sayings
80Crazy cat lady
Crazy cat lady81I work hard so my cat can have a better life
I work hard so my cat can have a better life82A house is not a home without a cat
A house is not a home without a cat83All you need is love…and a cat
All you need is love…and a cat84Beware: dog cannot hold his licker
Beware: dog cannot hold his licker85I want to be the person my dog thinks I am
I want to be the person my dog thinks I am86Love me, love my dog
Love me, love my dog87A house is not a home without a dog.
A house is not a home without a dog.88Don’t let the dogs out, no matter what they tell you.
Don’t let the dogs out, no matter what they tell you.89The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.
The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.90This isn’t my first rodeo you know.
This isn’t my first rodeo you know.91Heaven’s a little closer in a horse barn.
Heaven’s a little closer in a horse barn.92Save a horse, ride a cowboy.
Save a horse, ride a cowboy.93Cowgirls rule
Cowgirls rule94My heroes have always been cowboys
My heroes have always been cowboysRomance Sayings100A match made in Heaven
A match made in Heaven101All because two people fell in love
All because two people fell in love102All my love – All my life
All my love – All my life103Always & Forever
Always & Forever104Always kiss me goodnight
Always kiss me goodnight105Always kiss me good morning
Always kiss me good morning106Always kiss me goodbye
Always kiss me goodbye107And they lived happily ever after
And they lived happily ever after108Fairy tales do come true
Fairy tales do come true109Forever for always..no matter what
Forever for always..no matter what110Grow old along with me…the best is yet to be
Grow old along with me…the best is yet to be111How doe I love thee, let me count the ways
How doe I love thee, let me count the ways112I have found the one in whom my soul delights
I have found the one in whom my soul delights113I will always love you
I will always love you114Love – honor – cherish
Love – honor – cherish115It’s never too late to live happily ever after
It’s never too late to live happily ever after116Love is patient, love is kind, always protects, always trusts,
Love is patient, love is kind, always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. 1 Corinthians
117Loved you then, love you still…always have, always will
Loved you then, love you still…always have, always will118Memories made here
Memories made here119One thing constant, one thing true is the love I give to you
One thing constant, one thing true is the love I give to you120Love you more
Love you more121Roses are red, violets are blue, angels in Heaven know I love you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, angels in Heaven know I love you.122The best thing to hold on to in life is eachother
The best thing to hold on to in life is eachother123Together is the best place to be
Together is the best place to be124Two hearts, two lives, one love
Two hearts, two lives, one love125You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality if finally better than your dreams. – Dr. Seuss
126You don’t marry the person you can live with, you marry the person you can’t live without.
You don’t marry the person you can live with, you marry the person you can’t live without.127All you need is love
All you need is love128A dream is a wish your heart makes.
A dream is a wish your heart makes. | ||||||
Kitchen Sayings
140Enjoy life—it’s delicious!
Enjoy life—it’s delicious!141For this good food and joy renewed, we praise your name, O Lord.
For this good food and joy renewed, we praise your name, O Lord.142If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.143Kiss the cook.
Kiss the cook.144Live life with a little spice
Live life with a little spice145Season everything with kindness.
Season everything with kindness.146Lovin’ from the oven
Lovin’ from the oven147It is around the table that we understand best the warmth of being together.
It is around the table that we understand best the warmth of being together.148No man has been shot while doing the dishes.
No man has been shot while doing the dishes.149Cooking is love made visible.
Cooking is love made visible.150It’s all good!
It’s all good!151Eat, drink & be merry!
Eat, drink & be merry!152Sip and savor all the flavors of life.
Sip and savor all the flavors of life.153Love and cook with wild abandon!
Love and cook with wild abandon!154For health, for family, for good food and fun, for staying young while growing old, We give you thanks.
For health, for family, for good food and fun, for staying young while growing old, We give you thanks.Hunting/fishing – Lake/Cabin Sayings
180A fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.
A fisherman lives here with the catch of his life.181A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle
A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle182Business hours subject to change during fishing season
Business hours subject to change during fishing season183Business hours subject to change during hunting season
Business hours subject to change during hunting season184Eat – Sleep – Fish
Eat – Sleep – Fish185Eat – Sleep – Hunt
Eat – Sleep – Hunt186I’d rather be hunting
I’d rather be hunting187I’d rather be fishing
I’d rather be fishing188I’d rather be boating
I’d rather be boating189Wanted: Good man about 90 years old, half blind, bad leg, good with a gun, to watch my wife while I’m out hunting. Inquire within.
Wanted: Good man about 90 years old, half blind, bad leg, good with a gun, to watch my wife while I’m out hunting. Inquire within.190Wanted: Good woman. Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Please send pictures of boat and motor.
Wanted: Good woman. Must be able to clean, cook, sew, dig worms and clean fish. Must have boat and motor. Please send pictures of boat and motor.191A day at the lake with friends and family….priceless!
A day at the lake with friends and family….priceless!192Heaven is a little closer in a home by the lake
Heaven is a little closer in a home by the lake193Life’s better on the lake
Life’s better on the lake194Life’s better in the woods
Life’s better in the woods195Welcome to our cabin
Welcome to our cabinChildren/Baby Sayings
200Good morning, sunshine!
Good morning, sunshine!201Hitch your wagon to a star.
Hitch your wagon to a star.202I am a child of God
I am a child of God203I believe I can fly.
I believe I can fly.204I see the moon, and the moon sees me. God bless the moon, and God bless me.
I see the moon, and the moon sees me. God bless the moon, and God bless me.205Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Thy angels watch me thru the night and keep me safe til morning light. – Amen
Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray the Lord my soul to keep. Thy angels watch me thru the night and keep me safe til morning light. – Amen206Now I lay me down to sleep
Now I lay me down to sleep207Say your prayers
Say your prayers208We can’t all be stars, but we can all twinkle.
We can’t all be stars, but we can all twinkle.209What you are is God’s gift to you…what you become is your gift to God.
What you are is God’s gift to you…what you become is your gift to God.210When the sky is dark, the stars come out…Let your light shine!
When the sky is dark, the stars come out…Let your light shine!211You can grow up to be anything you want to be
You can grow up to be anything you want to be212A face without freckles is like a night without stars.
A face without freckles is like a night without stars.213All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, the Lord God made them all
All things bright and beautiful, all creatures great and small, the Lord God made them all214Apple of my eye, star in my sky.
Apple of my eye, star in my sky.215Good night, sleep tight.
Good night, sleep tight.216Fly with the angels, dance with the stars.
Fly with the angels, dance with the stars.217A dream is a wish your heart makes.
A dream is a wish your heart makes.218Sweet dreams til you wake to sunbeams
Sweet dreams til you wake to sunbeams219Snips & snails & puppy dog tails…that’s what little boys are made of.
Snips & snails & puppy dog tails…that’s what little boys are made of.220Sugar & spice & everything nice…that’s what little girls are made of,.
Sugar & spice & everything nice…that’s what little girls are made of,.221Dream big
Dream big222Angels danced the day you were born
Angels danced the day you were born223Good night, sleep tight
Good night, sleep tight224Goodnight moon
Goodnight moon225Guardian angel light the way, keep baby safe both night and day
Guardian angel light the way, keep baby safe both night and day226Guardian angel, pure and bright, guard me while I sleep tonight
Guardian angel, pure and bright, guard me while I sleep tonight227I love you to the moon and back
I love you to the moon and back228Love you more
Love you more229Never enough books
Never enough books230Never enough dolls
Never enough dolls231Rub a dub it’s time for the tub
Rub a dub it’s time for the tub232Smiles & giggles
Smiles & giggles233Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight
Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight234Thank heaven for little boys
Thank heaven for little boys235Thank heaven for little girls
Thank heaven for little girlsSports/hobby sayings
260If you can’t drill it, saw it, or sand it then forget it!
If you can’t drill it, saw it, or sand it then forget it!261I’d rather be sailing
I’d rather be sailing262I’d rather be riding my Harley
I’d rather be riding my Harley263The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.
The more you sweat in practice, the less you bleed in battle.264It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get back up.
It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get back up.Miscellaneous Sayings
280Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening and live each day like it’s your last
Dance like no one is watching, sing like no one is listening and live each day like it’s your last281Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.
Don’t cry because its over, smile because it happened.282Every day is a gift
Every day is a gift283God doesn’t give us what we can handle, he helps us handle what we are given
God doesn’t give us what we can handle, he helps us handle what we are given284If you stumble, make it part of the dance
If you stumble, make it part of the dance285It’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years.
It’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years.286Let us be silent that we may hear the whisper of God
Let us be silent that we may hear the whisper of God287Life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away
Life isn’t measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away288Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass, it’s about learning to dance in the rain.289Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.
Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life.